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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
lanzelote's Group
🎲

Lanzes bar

owned by lanzelote · active for 96 days
Premier bar 🏘️ lanzelote's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
96
Win streak
2
26 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
34

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 13w loyal
Bow
Maggie May's · 13w loyal
Oranuch
Camel Toe · 12w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏝
Take a Break
8.5% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.1% of bars
📚
Back to School
9.8% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
13.5% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
🔥
On Fire
14.9% of bars
and 28 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-15
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-15
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-15
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-15
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-15

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: Lanzes bar 629 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Lanzes bar · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:41
🏆 Lanzes bar beat Ladyboys in Week 2 (629–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Lanzes bar 922 vs Hooker cream pussy bar 0 Winner: Lanzes bar · Loser: Hooker cream pussy bar NINA locked it in for Lanzes bar, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scorebo...
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Lanzes bar beat Hooker cream pussy bar in Week 1 (922–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-07-26 04:13:50
🎟 Lanzes bar booked Birthday Party for 2026-07-26 (฿2,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
lanzelote's Group
🎲
Lanzes bar
@lanzelote
Premier lanzelote's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
96
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏝
Take a Break
🤝
Stronger Together
📚
Back to School
🔥
Rival Sweep
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
On Fire
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-15
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-15
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-15
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-15
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-15
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lanzes bar 629 vs Ladyboys 0 Winner: Lanzes bar · Loser: Ladyboys the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Lanzes bar beat Ladyboys in Week 2 (629–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lanzes bar 922 vs Hooker cream pussy bar 0 Winner: Lanzes bar · Loser: Hooker cream pussy bar NINA locked it in for Lanzes bar, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scorebo...
matchup
🏆 Lanzes bar beat Hooker cream pussy bar in Week 1 (922–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Lanzes bar booked Birthday Party for 2026-07-26 (฿2,000).