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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Syphilis
"Cock off"
🍸

Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮

owned by QA2 · active for 181 days
Premier bar Veteran 🏘️ Syphilis 👑 Prestige 4 Neon Rim facade
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
55 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
65
🎯 Called it
3 / 4 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 24w loyal
Kung
Free Willy · 24w loyal
Yu
Camel Toe · 24w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏦
Bar Tycoon
3.6% of bars
🪨
Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
👑
Mr Mayor
0.9% of bars
🗺️
Cartographer
2.4% of bars
🧭
Know Your Town
2.4% of bars
and 59 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-23
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 2,046 vs Four Walls & A Beer 0 Winner: Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 · Loser: Four Walls & A Beer the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 beat Four Walls & A Beer in Week 2 (2,046–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-27 20:22:25
🎟 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone · 2026-09-27 20:22:06
🍻 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 bought a round for the house (฿8,254).
purchase · 2026-09-25 08:29:31
🎟 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-25 (฿4,000).
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Bar Group
Syphilis
"Cock off"
🍸
Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮
@QA2
Premier Veteran Syphilis P4
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 4 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏦
Bar Tycoon
🪨
Giant Slayer
❤
Loyal Hire
👑
Mr Mayor
🗺️
Cartographer
🧭
Know Your Town
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-23
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 2,046 vs Four Walls & A Beer 0 Winner: Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 · Loser: Four Walls & A Beer the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 beat Four Walls & A Beer in Week 2 (2,046–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 booked Birthday Party for 2026-09-27 (฿2,000).
milestone
🍻 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 bought a round for the house (฿8,254).
purchase
🎟 Cock Hungry Heifers 🐮 booked Pool Tournament for 2026-09-25 (฿4,000).