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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🎲

The Dirty Dingo

owned by MattHam · active for 140 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
140
Win streak
9
49 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
43
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Polly
Free Willy · 18w loyal
Oranuch
Camel Toe · 18w loyal
Gik
Camel Toe · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🛵
Garage Full
3.3% of bars
🎉
First Mover
5.4% of bars
🍺
Cheers!
11.3% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🎪
Full Calendar
17.8% of bars
🎱
Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
and 37 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-13
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-24
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-13
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-03
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-12

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 08:58:31
🎴 The Dirty Dingo played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:55
🎟 The Dirty Dingo booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 08:57:47
🎟 The Dirty Dingo booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty Dingo 2,733 vs Dik 0 Winner: The Dirty Dingo · Loser: Dik NOOKIE locked it in for The Dirty Dingo, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 The Dirty Dingo beat Dik in Week 2 (2,733–0 drinks).
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🏘️
Bar Group
Thunder Downunder
🎲
The Dirty Dingo
@MattHam
Premier Thunder Downunder
Tier
Premier
Days in business
140
Win streak
9
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
3 / 8 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🛵
Garage Full
🎉
First Mover
🍺
Cheers!
🎓
Star Pupil
🎪
Full Calendar
🎱
Pool Shark
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-08-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-12
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-03
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-05-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-13
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-16
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-24
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-13
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-08-03
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-12
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎴 The Dirty Dingo played the Triple Captain chip. Week 3.
purchase
🎟 The Dirty Dingo booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 The Dirty Dingo booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty Dingo 2,733 vs Dik 0 Winner: The Dirty Dingo · Loser: Dik NOOKIE locked it in for The Dirty Dingo, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 The Dirty Dingo beat Dik in Week 2 (2,733–0 drinks).