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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
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Paradise Lost

owned by hammerhiem · active for 139 days
Premier bar 🏘️ Electric Callgirls
Tier
Premier
Days in business
139
Win streak
1
49 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
30

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jum
Maggie's Darkside · 19w loyal
Nam
Maggie's Darkside · 19w loyal
Nit
Maggie's Darkside · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
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Century Club
21.7% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
22.7% of bars
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Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
and 24 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-05-17
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Ditto's Hole 0 vs Paradise Lost 1,557 Winner: Paradise Lost · Loser: Ditto's Hole the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 Paradise Lost beat Ditto's Hole in Week 2 (1,557–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Paradise Lost 1,280 vs Playboy 0 Winner: Paradise Lost · Loser: Playboy Pang locked it in for Paradise Lost, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:57
🏆 Paradise Lost beat Playboy in Week 2 (1,280–0 drinks).
milestone · 2026-08-25 02:04:09
🎉 Paradise Lost hit Day 100 in business.
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🏘️
Bar Group
Electric Callgirls
🐲
Paradise Lost
@hammerhiem
Premier Electric Callgirls
Tier
Premier
Days in business
139
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
On Fire
💔
Cruel Margin
🔥
Rival Sweep
💯
Century Club
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-05-17
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Ditto's Hole 0 vs Paradise Lost 1,557 Winner: Paradise Lost · Loser: Ditto's Hole the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Paradise Lost beat Ditto's Hole in Week 2 (1,557–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Paradise Lost 1,280 vs Playboy 0 Winner: Paradise Lost · Loser: Playboy Pang locked it in for Paradise Lost, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Paradise Lost beat Playboy in Week 2 (1,280–0 drinks).
milestone
🎉 Paradise Lost hit Day 100 in business.