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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
therealgiftza's Group
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The Goblin Dungeon

owned by therealgiftza · active for 139 days
Premier bar 🏘️ therealgiftza's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
139
Win streak
11
60 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
51

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kwang
Maggie May's · 19w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Season Champion
5.4% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
⚔️
Group Victory
8.1% of bars
🥊
Duelist
8.8% of bars
🤝
Stronger Together
9.0% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
and 45 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-08
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-17
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-17
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-17
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-17
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-17
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-17

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: The Goblin Dungeon 2,270 vs Town Bicycle 0 Winner: The Goblin Dungeon · Loser: Town Bicycle the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 The Goblin Dungeon beat Town Bicycle in Week 2 (2,270–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:31
🏆 FINAL: Dan's Disco 2,294 vs The Goblin Dungeon 2,459 Winner: The Goblin Dungeon · Loser: Dan's Disco the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:15
🏆 The Goblin Dungeon beat Dan's Disco in Week 1 (2,459–2,294 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:58
🏆 FINAL: Nebula Nights 0 vs The Goblin Dungeon 3,121 Winner: The Goblin Dungeon · Loser: Nebula Nights Pudding locked it in for The Goblin Dungeon, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the capt...
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Bar Group
therealgiftza's Group
🍸
The Goblin Dungeon
@therealgiftza
Premier therealgiftza's Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
139
Win streak
11
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
⚔️
Group Victory
🥊
Duelist
🤝
Stronger Together
🃏
Playing Dirty
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-20
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-08
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-17
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-17
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-17
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-17
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-17
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-05-17
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Goblin Dungeon 2,270 vs Town Bicycle 0 Winner: The Goblin Dungeon · Loser: Town Bicycle the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 The Goblin Dungeon beat Town Bicycle in Week 2 (2,270–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dan's Disco 2,294 vs The Goblin Dungeon 2,459 Winner: The Goblin Dungeon · Loser: Dan's Disco the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Goblin Dungeon beat Dan's Disco in Week 1 (2,459–2,294 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Nebula Nights 0 vs The Goblin Dungeon 3,121 Winner: The Goblin Dungeon · Loser: Nebula Nights Pudding locked it in for The Goblin Dungeon, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the capt...