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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Hard group
🏆

Hard cock cafe

owned by Bugaloo · active for 137 days
Legendary bar 🏘️ The Hard group
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
137
Win streak
9
64 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
61

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pan
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 15w loyal
Elsa
Bradley's · 10w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🗺️
Cartographer
2.4% of bars
🧭
Know Your Town
2.4% of bars
🛵
Garage Full
3.3% of bars
🎉
First Mover
5.4% of bars
🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
7.0% of bars
and 55 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-18
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-18
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-18
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-18
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 18:23:27
🎟 Hard cock cafe booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 03:34:54
🎟 Hard cock cafe booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-02 (฿8,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Magic Society 2,229 vs Hard cock cafe 4,108 Winner: Hard cock cafe · Loser: Magic Society Elsa locked it in for Hard cock cafe, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 Hard cock cafe beat Magic Society in Week 2 (4,108–2,229 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 04:03:08
🎟 Hard cock cafe booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-01 (฿8,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Hard group
🏆
Hard cock cafe
@Bugaloo
Legendary The Hard group
Tier
Legendary
Days in business
137
Win streak
9
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🗺️
Cartographer
🧭
Know Your Town
🛵
Garage Full
🎉
First Mover
🔎
Intel Gathered
🎯
Pick Your Enemy
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-11
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-05-18
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-18
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-18
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-18
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Hard cock cafe booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Hard cock cafe booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-02 (฿8,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Magic Society 2,229 vs Hard cock cafe 4,108 Winner: Hard cock cafe · Loser: Magic Society Elsa locked it in for Hard cock cafe, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Hard cock cafe beat Magic Society in Week 2 (4,108–2,229 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Hard cock cafe booked Bar Crawl for 2026-10-01 (฿8,000).