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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Crow's Nest

owned by kg7mxh · active for 92 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
92
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
17

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bee
Bradley's · 13w loyal
Mook
Maggie's Darkside · 13w loyal
Lookpad
Maggie's Jomtien · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
💘
Smitten
25.5% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
and 11 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-05-19
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-05-19
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-19
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:54
🏆 FINAL: The Crow's Nest 0 vs Engagement Test Bar 0 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Engagement Test Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:07
🏆 FINAL: The Crow's Nest 0 vs Chip's Chicas 0 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Chip's Chicas the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Len Jum Jee 103 vs The Crow's Nest 196 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Len Jum Jee the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:06
🏆 The Crow's Nest beat Len Jum Jee in Week 1 (196–103 drinks).
matchup · 2026-06-01 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Minda 202 vs The Crow's Nest 549 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Minda the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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The Crow's Nest
@kg7mxh
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
92
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
💘
Smitten
⭐
Star Maker
🌴
Gig Economy
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-05-19
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
❓
???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-05-19
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-19
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Crow's Nest 0 vs Engagement Test Bar 0 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Engagement Test Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Crow's Nest 0 vs Chip's Chicas 0 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Chip's Chicas the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Len Jum Jee 103 vs The Crow's Nest 196 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Len Jum Jee the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Crow's Nest beat Len Jum Jee in Week 1 (196–103 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Minda 202 vs The Crow's Nest 549 Winner: The Crow's Nest · Loser: Minda the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"