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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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KnullaLagom

owned by Bbaneman · active for 137 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
137
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nook
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 19w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Season Champion
5.4% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-05-19
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Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-19
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-19
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:26
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Bamboo Pavilion 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Bamboo Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:50
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Sleepy Crab Bar 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Sleepy Crab Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:14
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Perfect Peaches 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Perfect Peaches the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs The Crow's Nest 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: The Crow's Nest the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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KnullaLagom
@Bbaneman
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
137
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
🎟️
The Big Dance
🐢
Roasted
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-19
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???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-19
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???
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🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-19
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Bamboo Pavilion 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Bamboo Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Sleepy Crab Bar 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Sleepy Crab Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Perfect Peaches 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Perfect Peaches the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs The Crow's Nest 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: The Crow's Nest the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"