← Back
Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
⚡

KnullaLagom

owned by Bbaneman · active for 92 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
92
Win streak
2
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nook
Catflaps · 13w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 13w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👑
Season Champion
4.8% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
56.7% of bars
🐢
Roasted
63.8% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
84.6% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-19
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-19
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-19
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs The Crow's Nest 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: The Crow's Nest the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs 小白就把 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: 小白就把 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Sloppy Head 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Sloppy Head the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 320 vs Viking Bar 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
Share this page: https://pattayabarsimulator.com/bar/514
⚡
KnullaLagom
@Bbaneman
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
92
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
🎟️
The Big Dance
❤
Loyal Hire
🐢
Roasted
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-19
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-05-19
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-05-19
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs The Crow's Nest 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: The Crow's Nest the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Fishy Fingers 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Fishy Fingers the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs 小白就把 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: 小白就把 the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 0 vs Sloppy Head 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Sloppy Head the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: KnullaLagom 320 vs Viking Bar 0 Winner: KnullaLagom · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"