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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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King of Boobs Bar

owned by GregGoes · active for 181 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
26 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
34

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ice
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Ta
Maggie May's · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🃏
Playing Dirty
10.3% of bars
💯
Century Club
21.7% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
💘
Smitten
30.0% of bars
and 28 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

8 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:23
🏆 FINAL: King of Boobs Bar 0 vs Moonflower 0 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Moonflower the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: King of Boobs Bar 0 vs Dirty Berty 0 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Dirty Berty the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: King of Boobs Bar 226 vs Ham Noi 0 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Ham Noi the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 King of Boobs Bar beat Ham Noi in Week 1 (226–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:50
🏆 FINAL: Kingpin Bar 15 58 vs King of Boobs Bar 590 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Kingpin Bar 15 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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King of Boobs Bar
@GregGoes
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🃏
Playing Dirty
💯
Century Club
💦
Songkran Survivor
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
💘
Smitten
🗺️ Bar Cards
8 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: King of Boobs Bar 0 vs Moonflower 0 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Moonflower the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: King of Boobs Bar 0 vs Dirty Berty 0 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Dirty Berty the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: King of Boobs Bar 226 vs Ham Noi 0 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Ham Noi the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 King of Boobs Bar beat Ham Noi in Week 1 (226–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kingpin Bar 15 58 vs King of Boobs Bar 590 Winner: King of Boobs Bar · Loser: Kingpin Bar 15 the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"