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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
__smoke_test_bot__'s Group
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__smoke_mid__

owned by __smoke_test_bot__ · active for 131 days
Premier bar 🏘️ __smoke_test_bot__'s Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
131
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Pang
Maggie May's · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Century Club
21.7% of bars
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Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-11
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Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-11
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
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???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_mid__ 980 vs gogogoaleialeialei 0 Winner: __smoke_mid__ · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:06
🏆 __smoke_mid__ beat gogogoaleialeialei in Week 2 (980–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:19
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_mid__ 987 vs The Rusty Attic 0 Winner: __smoke_mid__ · Loser: The Rusty Attic the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:16
🏆 __smoke_mid__ beat The Rusty Attic in Week 1 (987–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:00
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_mid__ 1,181 vs 80s retro games 0 Winner: __smoke_mid__ · Loser: 80s retro games the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Bar Group
__smoke_test_bot__'s Group
🍸
__smoke_mid__
@__smoke_test_bot__
Premier __smoke_test_bot__'s Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
131
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💯
Century Club
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🤖
First Blood
🪑
Home Improvement
⚡
Double Synergy
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
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???
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🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_mid__ 980 vs gogogoaleialeialei 0 Winner: __smoke_mid__ · Loser: gogogoaleialeialei the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 __smoke_mid__ beat gogogoaleialeialei in Week 2 (980–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_mid__ 987 vs The Rusty Attic 0 Winner: __smoke_mid__ · Loser: The Rusty Attic the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 __smoke_mid__ beat The Rusty Attic in Week 1 (987–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_mid__ 1,181 vs 80s retro games 0 Winner: __smoke_mid__ · Loser: 80s retro games the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"