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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
__smoke_test_bot__'s Group
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__smoke_whale__

owned by __smoke_test_bot__ · active for 131 days
Premier bar 🏘️ __smoke_test_bot__'s Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
131
Win streak
13
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
16

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Pang
Maggie May's · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Century Club
21.7% of bars
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Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
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Going Big
30.2% of bars
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Millionaire
39.7% of bars
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Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
and 10 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-14

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs __smoke_whale__ 1,549 Winner: __smoke_whale__ · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 __smoke_whale__ beat Pudjo's in Week 2 (1,549–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:20
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs __smoke_whale__ 1,504 Winner: __smoke_whale__ · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:16
🏆 __smoke_whale__ beat Pudjo's in Week 1 (1,504–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_whale__ 1,990 vs Boom Boom Ka 1,472 Winner: __smoke_whale__ · Loser: Boom Boom Ka the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Bar Group
__smoke_test_bot__'s Group
🍸
__smoke_whale__
@__smoke_test_bot__
Premier __smoke_test_bot__'s Group
Tier
Premier
Days in business
131
Win streak
13
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💯
Century Club
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
🏗️
Going Big
💰
Millionaire
🪑
Home Improvement
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
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???
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???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
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Maggie's Resort
2026-08-14
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs __smoke_whale__ 1,549 Winner: __smoke_whale__ · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 __smoke_whale__ beat Pudjo's in Week 2 (1,549–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pudjo's 0 vs __smoke_whale__ 1,504 Winner: __smoke_whale__ · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 __smoke_whale__ beat Pudjo's in Week 1 (1,504–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: __smoke_whale__ 1,990 vs Boom Boom Ka 1,472 Winner: __smoke_whale__ · Loser: Boom Boom Ka the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"