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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
🍸

The Twat Tavern

owned by r1ch@rd · active for 83 days
Premier bar 🏘️ The Muff Empire
Tier
Premier
Days in business
83
Win streak
2
52 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
49
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ploy
Maggie's Resort · 10w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 9w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 9w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👑
Season Champion
4.8% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
6.1% of bars
🥊
Duelist
6.2% of bars
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.6% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.5% of bars
📚
Back to School
9.8% of bars
and 43 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-08-18 13:52:53
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-18 (฿4,000).
milestone · 2026-08-17 13:51:45
🍻 The Twat Tavern bought a round for the house (฿6,958).
purchase · 2026-08-16 14:15:00
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-16.
purchase · 2026-08-16 14:14:46
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-16 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-08-16 14:13:21
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
🍸
The Twat Tavern
@r1ch@rd
Premier The Muff Empire
Tier
Premier
Days in business
83
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
⚡
Double or Nothing
🥊
Duelist
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🏝
Take a Break
📚
Back to School
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-18 (฿4,000).
milestone
🍻 The Twat Tavern bought a round for the house (฿6,958).
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-16.
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-16 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-16 (฿2,000).