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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
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The Twat Tavern

owned by r1ch@rd · active for 128 days
Premier bar 🏘️ The Muff Empire
Tier
Premier
Days in business
128
Win streak
2
78 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
54
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ploy
Maggie's Resort · 16w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 16w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

👑
Season Champion
5.4% of bars
🎉
First Mover
5.4% of bars
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
6.1% of bars
🏝
Take a Break
8.4% of bars
🥊
Duelist
8.8% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
8.8% of bars
and 48 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-10-02 13:40:58
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-02 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 13:40:34
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Ladies' Night for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 13:39:45
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-03 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-10-02 13:39:33
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Ladies' Night for 2026-10-03 (฿5,000).
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 0 vs The Twat Tavern 2,774 Winner: The Twat Tavern · Loser: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 Yaya locked it in for The Twat Tavern, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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🏘️
Bar Group
The Muff Empire
"Where luxury meets total irresponsibility."
🍸
The Twat Tavern
@r1ch@rd
Premier The Muff Empire
Tier
Premier
Days in business
128
Win streak
2
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
1 / 2 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
🎉
First Mover
🔗
Cross-Venue Vibes
🏝
Take a Break
🥊
Duelist
⚡
Double or Nothing
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-10
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-10
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-02
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-10
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-02 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Ladies' Night for 2026-10-02 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Tourist Bus for 2026-10-03 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 The Twat Tavern booked Ladies' Night for 2026-10-03 (฿5,000).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 0 vs The Twat Tavern 2,774 Winner: The Twat Tavern · Loser: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 Yaya locked it in for The Twat Tavern, HIGH all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"