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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bangers

owned by Bangers · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
3
3 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
18

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

C jayda
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal
Mook
Maggie's Darkside · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
and 12 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Backdoor Beauties 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Backdoor Beauties the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Holes and goals 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Holes and goals the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Bandits 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Bandits the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Moss Eisley 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Moss Eisley the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs The Missing Menu Bar 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: The Missing Menu Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Bangers
@Bangers
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
3
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-16
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Backdoor Beauties 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Backdoor Beauties the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Holes and goals 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Holes and goals the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Bandits 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Bandits the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs Moss Eisley 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: Moss Eisley the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bangers 0 vs The Missing Menu Bar 0 Winner: Bangers · Loser: The Missing Menu Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"