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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Tipsy Turtle

owned by TurtleReviewer30 · active for 126 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
126
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Sailom
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Ae
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Bell
Catflaps · 18w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-05-30
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-30
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-05-30
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Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:46
🏆 FINAL: The Tipsy Turtle 0 vs RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 0 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: The Tipsy Turtle 0 vs B52 0 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
streak · 2026-07-06 02:04:02
🔥 The Tipsy Turtle on a 5-win streak!
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: The Tipsy Turtle 0 vs The Mysterious Back Street 0 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: The Mysterious Back Street the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 FINAL: Koh Chang Fat Birds 0 vs The Tipsy Turtle 182 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: Koh Chang Fat Birds the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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The Tipsy Turtle
@TurtleReviewer30
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
126
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
🌴
Gig Economy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-05-30
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-05-30
❓
???
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-05-30
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Tipsy Turtle 0 vs RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 0 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Tipsy Turtle 0 vs B52 0 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: B52 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
streak
🔥 The Tipsy Turtle on a 5-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Tipsy Turtle 0 vs The Mysterious Back Street 0 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: The Mysterious Back Street the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Koh Chang Fat Birds 0 vs The Tipsy Turtle 182 Winner: The Tipsy Turtle · Loser: Koh Chang Fat Birds the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"