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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Nips&slips

owned by lostinpattaya · active for 125 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
125
Win streak
0
6 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Puinoon
Catflaps · 17w loyal
May
Catflaps · 17w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Back to School
12.3% of bars
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The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Smitten
30.0% of bars
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Star Maker
48.5% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Camel Toe
2026-05-31
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Catflaps
2026-05-31
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-05-31
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-05-31

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:49
🏆 FINAL: Nips&slips 0 vs BlueMoonSpecial 0 Winner: Nips&slips · Loser: BlueMoonSpecial the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Nips&slips 0 vs Crocodile Jack's 0 Winner: Nips&slips · Loser: Crocodile Jack's the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-06-21 02:04:03
🏆 Nips&slips beat Last Call in Week 3 (92–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Nips&slips 392 Winner: Nips&slips · Loser: Free the willies the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 Nips&slips beat Free the willies in Week 2 (392–0 drinks).
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Nips&slips
@lostinpattaya
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
125
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
📚
Back to School
🎟️
The Big Dance
💔
Cruel Margin
💘
Smitten
⭐
Star Maker
⭐
Hat Trick
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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Camel Toe
2026-05-31
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Catflaps
2026-05-31
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Maggie May's
2026-05-31
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Maggie's Resort
2026-05-31
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Nips&slips 0 vs BlueMoonSpecial 0 Winner: Nips&slips · Loser: BlueMoonSpecial the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Nips&slips 0 vs Crocodile Jack's 0 Winner: Nips&slips · Loser: Crocodile Jack's the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Nips&slips beat Last Call in Week 3 (92–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Nips&slips 392 Winner: Nips&slips · Loser: Free the willies the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Nips&slips beat Free the willies in Week 2 (392–0 drinks).