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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Pussy

owned by asdd4wffsf4fs · active for 124 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
124
Win streak
0
3 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nupuk
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Lucky
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Senlek
Club Fate · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Smitten
30.0% of bars
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Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Club Fate
2026-05-31
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: The Pussy 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:48
🏆 FINAL: The Pussy 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:53
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs The Pussy 263 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 The Pussy beat iPhone McPhoneface in Week 2 (263–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:09
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs The Pussy 300 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: Pussy Lips the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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The Pussy
@asdd4wffsf4fs
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
124
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
💘
Smitten
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
🌸
Hometown Heroes
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
🗺️ Bar Cards
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2026-05-31
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Pussy 0 vs Sticky Bamboo 0 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: Sticky Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Pussy 0 vs Round 7 Final 0 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: Round 7 Final the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: iPhone McPhoneface 0 vs The Pussy 263 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: iPhone McPhoneface the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 The Pussy beat iPhone McPhoneface in Week 2 (263–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pussy Lips 0 vs The Pussy 300 Winner: The Pussy · Loser: Pussy Lips the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"