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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Ships Wheel

owned by JBarber · active for 123 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
123
Win streak
0
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Anna
Maggie's Jomtien · 17w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 17w loyal
Kunny
Camel Toe · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
❓
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-02
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-02
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-02
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-02

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:18
🏆 FINAL: The Ships Wheel 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: The Ships Wheel 0 vs Tinys 0 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: Tinys the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:57
🏆 FINAL: The Ships Wheel 0 vs Ray bar 0 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: Ray bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: Cummings cider house 311 vs The Ships Wheel 659 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: Cummings cider house the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:06
🏆 The Ships Wheel beat Cummings cider house in Week 1 (659–311 drinks).
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The Ships Wheel
@JBarber
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
123
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
👥
Full House
🔥
Hot Streak
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-02
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-02
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-02
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-02
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-02
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-02
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Ships Wheel 0 vs The wizards sleeve 0 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: The wizards sleeve the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Ships Wheel 0 vs Tinys 0 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: Tinys the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Ships Wheel 0 vs Ray bar 0 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: Ray bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Cummings cider house 311 vs The Ships Wheel 659 Winner: The Ships Wheel · Loser: Cummings cider house the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 The Ships Wheel beat Cummings cider house in Week 1 (659–311 drinks).