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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Crazy man bar

owned by muppen17 · active for 123 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
123
Win streak
0
Best night
...
Championships
0
Achievements
5

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

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One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:11
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs The Alluring Residence 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: The Alluring Residence the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs Red Tie 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: Red Tie the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs The steaming shed 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: The steaming shed the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs Fuck you @petOr bar 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: Fuck you @petOr bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:07
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs Rookie's Place 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: Rookie's Place the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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Crazy man bar
@muppen17
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
123
Win streak
0
Best night
...
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
🔥
Hot Streak
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs The Alluring Residence 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: The Alluring Residence the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs Red Tie 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: Red Tie the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs The steaming shed 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: The steaming shed the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs Fuck you @petOr bar 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: Fuck you @petOr bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crazy man bar 0 vs Rookie's Place 0 Winner: Crazy man bar · Loser: Rookie's Place the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"