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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hitler's Bunker

owned by heilhitler · active for 122 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
122
Win streak
3
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ploy
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Max
Club Fate · 17w loyal
Senlek
Club Fate · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
👥
Full House
73.9% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-02
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-02
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:26
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Khao San Kickback 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:55
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Wander Inn 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Wander Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:42
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Ploughed 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Ploughed the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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Hitler's Bunker
@heilhitler
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
122
Win streak
3
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-02
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-02
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-02
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-02
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-02
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Balloon Knot 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Balloon Knot the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Khao San Kickback 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Wander Inn 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Wander Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Ploughed 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Ploughed the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"