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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hitler's Bunker

owned by heilhitler · active for 77 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
77
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Senlek
Club Fate · 11w loyal
Ploy
Club Fate · 11w loyal
Max
Club Fate · 11w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
16.0% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
👥
Full House
74.2% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-02
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-02
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-02
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Wander Inn 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Wander Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:42
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Ploughed 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Ploughed the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:12
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 305 vs Rookie's Place 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Rookie's Place the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:50
🏆 Hitler's Bunker beat Rookie's Place in Week 2 (305–0 drinks).
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Hitler's Bunker
@heilhitler
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
77
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
👥
Full House
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-02
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-02
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-02
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-02
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-02
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Wander Inn 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Wander Inn the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Ploughed 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Ploughed the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 0 vs Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Jolly Jungle Juice Jelly Jar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hitler's Bunker 305 vs Rookie's Place 0 Winner: Hitler's Bunker · Loser: Rookie's Place the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Hitler's Bunker beat Rookie's Place in Week 2 (305–0 drinks).