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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Crazy bar

owned by Krister · active for 115 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
115
Win streak
0
55 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
38

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Max
Club Fate · 16w loyal
Ployy
Club Fate · 16w loyal
Kung
Maggie May's · 16w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Take a Break
8.4% of bars
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Duelist
8.8% of bars
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Hustler
12.1% of bars
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Back to School
12.3% of bars
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The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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On Fire
17.5% of bars
and 32 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-09
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-09
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Crazy bar 938 vs A follar 0 Winner: Crazy bar · Loser: A follar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:13
🏆 Crazy bar beat A follar in Week 1 (938–0 drinks).
milestone · 2026-09-18 02:22:49
🎉 Crazy bar hit Day 100 in business.
achievement · 2026-09-18 02:11:04
💯 Crazy bar unlocked Century Club.
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:49
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 0 vs Crazy bar 1,058 Winner: Crazy bar · Loser: The Dirty One the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Crazy bar
@Krister
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
115
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏝
Take a Break
🥊
Duelist
🎲
Hustler
📚
Back to School
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
On Fire
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-09
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-09
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
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???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Crazy bar 938 vs A follar 0 Winner: Crazy bar · Loser: A follar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Crazy bar beat A follar in Week 1 (938–0 drinks).
milestone
🎉 Crazy bar hit Day 100 in business.
achievement
💯 Crazy bar unlocked Century Club.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Dirty One 0 vs Crazy bar 1,058 Winner: Crazy bar · Loser: The Dirty One the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"