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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Rusty Attic

owned by bendn · active for 113 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
113
Win streak
1
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
20

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Fah
Maggie's Jomtien · 16w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 16w loyal
Pan
Catflaps · 16w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
💰
Millionaire
39.7% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
and 14 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-12
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-12
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-12

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Bamboo Pavilion 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Bamboo Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:52
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs BoomBoom Club 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: BoomBoom Club the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:24
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Neon Club 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Neon Club the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs The Frogs 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: The Frogs the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Shaggy Days 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Shaggy Days the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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The Rusty Attic
@bendn
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
113
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-12
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-12
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-12
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Bamboo Pavilion 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Bamboo Pavilion the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs BoomBoom Club 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: BoomBoom Club the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Neon Club 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Neon Club the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs The Frogs 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: The Frogs the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Shaggy Days 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Shaggy Days the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"