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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Rusty Attic

owned by bendn · active for 68 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
68
Win streak
2
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pan
Catflaps · 9w loyal
Fah
Maggie's Jomtien · 9w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 9w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
🌸
Hometown Heroes
50.5% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-12
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-12
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-12
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-12

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:44
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Shaggy Days 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Shaggy Days the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs The Velvet Banana 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: The Velvet Banana the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:12
🏆 FINAL: Khao San Kickback 0 vs The Rusty Attic 359 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 The Rusty Attic beat Khao San Kickback in Week 1 (359–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 361 vs goon paradice 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: goon paradice the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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The Rusty Attic
@bendn
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
68
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-12
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-12
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-12
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-12
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-12
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-12
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs Shaggy Days 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Shaggy Days the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 0 vs The Velvet Banana 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: The Velvet Banana the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Khao San Kickback 0 vs The Rusty Attic 359 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: Khao San Kickback the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 The Rusty Attic beat Khao San Kickback in Week 1 (359–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Rusty Attic 361 vs goon paradice 0 Winner: The Rusty Attic · Loser: goon paradice the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"