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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Thai Me Up Lounge

owned by guillaumesmr · active for 113 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
113
Win streak
0
11 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Fang
Maggie's Resort · 16w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 16w loyal
Aom
Camel Toe · 16w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-06-12
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-12
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-12
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-12

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:53
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs Sukhumvit Sunset 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: Sukhumvit Sunset the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs Jackson's Hole 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: Jackson's Hole the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs sexy shit 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: sexy shit the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs Crocodile Jack's 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: Crocodile Jack's the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:10
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs T's Bar 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: T's Bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Thai Me Up Lounge
@guillaumesmr
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
113
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
💪
Comeback Kid
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-12
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-12
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???
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🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-12
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-12
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs Sukhumvit Sunset 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: Sukhumvit Sunset the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs Jackson's Hole 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: Jackson's Hole the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs sexy shit 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: sexy shit the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs Crocodile Jack's 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: Crocodile Jack's the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thai Me Up Lounge 0 vs T's Bar 0 Winner: Thai Me Up Lounge · Loser: T's Bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"