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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Idk bar

owned by pppp · active for 110 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nupuk
Club Fate · 15w loyal
Fern
Club Fate · 15w loyal
Susy
Club Fate · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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On Fire
17.5% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-06-14
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-14
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 0 vs Tangerine Bar 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Tangerine Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 0 vs Fuck you @petOr bar 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Fuck you @petOr bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 0 vs Just Virgins 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Just Virgins the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 294 vs Fluffers 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Fluffers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:03
🏆 Idk bar beat Fluffers in Week 2 (294–0 drinks).
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Idk bar
@pppp
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
110
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
On Fire
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Club Fate
2026-06-14
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Maggie May's
2026-06-14
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 0 vs Tangerine Bar 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Tangerine Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 0 vs Fuck you @petOr bar 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Fuck you @petOr bar the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 0 vs Just Virgins 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Just Virgins the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Idk bar 294 vs Fluffers 0 Winner: Idk bar · Loser: Fluffers the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Idk bar beat Fluffers in Week 2 (294–0 drinks).