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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Test

owned by Someguy · active for 108 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
108
Win streak
0
5 wins lifetime
Best night
Quiet
Championships
0
Achievements
7

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

0 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Test 0 vs asd 0 Winner: Test · Loser: asd the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:04
🏆 FINAL: Tangerine Bar 0 vs Test 12 Winner: Test · Loser: Tangerine Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:02
🏆 Test beat Tangerine Bar in Week 2 (12–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:54
🏆 FINAL: Chickens bar 0 vs Test 1 Winner: Test · Loser: Chickens bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 Test beat Chickens bar in Week 2 (1–0 drinks).
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Test
@Someguy
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
108
Win streak
0
Best night
Quiet
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Test 0 vs asd 0 Winner: Test · Loser: asd the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Tangerine Bar 0 vs Test 12 Winner: Test · Loser: Tangerine Bar the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 Test beat Tangerine Bar in Week 2 (12–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Chickens bar 0 vs Test 1 Winner: Test · Loser: Chickens bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 Test beat Chickens bar in Week 2 (1–0 drinks).