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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Event Horizon

owned by JohnJenkins · active for 61 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
61
Win streak
2
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 8w loyal
Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 8w loyal
Jum
Camel Toe · 8w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
56.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
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Synergy Seeker
84.6% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-06-19
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-19
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
Undiscovered
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-19

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: The Event Horizon 0 vs Knee Deep 0 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Knee Deep the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: The Event Horizon 0 vs Beach Road Hideaway 0 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Beach Road Hideaway the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Bucks & Butterflies 0 vs The Event Horizon 37 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Bucks & Butterflies the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 The Event Horizon beat Bucks & Butterflies in Week 1 (37–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:06
🏆 FINAL: Dampfende Lederhose 0 vs The Event Horizon 278 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Dampfende Lederhose the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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The Event Horizon
@JohnJenkins
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
61
Win streak
2
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🌴
Gig Economy
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Hot Streak
🌍
Talent Scout
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-19
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-19
❓
???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-19
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Event Horizon 0 vs Knee Deep 0 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Knee Deep the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Event Horizon 0 vs Beach Road Hideaway 0 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Beach Road Hideaway the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Bucks & Butterflies 0 vs The Event Horizon 37 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Bucks & Butterflies the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 The Event Horizon beat Bucks & Butterflies in Week 1 (37–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Dampfende Lederhose 0 vs The Event Horizon 278 Winner: The Event Horizon · Loser: Dampfende Lederhose the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"