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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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sexy shit

owned by ken · active for 105 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
105
Win streak
0
7 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

One
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Jum
Camel Toe · 15w loyal
Nui
Camel Toe · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Blood
30.0% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Home Improvement
45.6% of bars
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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-06-20
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-20
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-20
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:50
🏆 FINAL: sexy shit 0 vs Hmariah 0 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: Hmariah the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: sexy shit 0 vs Cock and Dandy 0 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: Cock and Dandy the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Backdoor Beauties 0 vs sexy shit 128 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: Backdoor Beauties the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:03
🏆 sexy shit beat Backdoor Beauties in Week 2 (128–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: sexy shit 74 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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sexy shit
@ken
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
105
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🤖
First Blood
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
🪑
Home Improvement
💪
Comeback Kid
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-20
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-20
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🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-20
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: sexy shit 0 vs Hmariah 0 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: Hmariah the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: sexy shit 0 vs Cock and Dandy 0 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: Cock and Dandy the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Backdoor Beauties 0 vs sexy shit 128 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: Backdoor Beauties the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 sexy shit beat Backdoor Beauties in Week 2 (128–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: sexy shit 74 vs WhoreMeOut 0 Winner: sexy shit · Loser: WhoreMeOut the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"