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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Thet

owned by Yhetjrjs · active for 60 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
60
Win streak
0
16 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 8w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
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By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
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First Blood
16.0% of bars
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Magnificent Seven
16.7% of bars
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Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
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Monthly Regular
60.4% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-20
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: MrWho 0 vs Thet 11 Winner: Thet · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:50
🏆 Thet beat MrWho in Week 1 (11–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Thet 48 vs Ham Noi 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Ham Noi the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:30
🏆 Thet beat Ham Noi in Week 2 (48–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Thet 34 Winner: Thet · Loser: Free the willies the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Thet
@Yhetjrjs
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
60
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🏇
By a Whisker
🤖
First Blood
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
⭐
Hat Trick
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-20
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MrWho 0 vs Thet 11 Winner: Thet · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Thet beat MrWho in Week 1 (11–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thet 48 vs Ham Noi 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Ham Noi the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Thet beat Ham Noi in Week 2 (48–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Free the willies 0 vs Thet 34 Winner: Thet · Loser: Free the willies the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"