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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Thet

owned by Yhetjrjs · active for 105 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
105
Win streak
0
16 wins lifetime
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 15w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-20
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: Thet 0 vs Aiki barss 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Aiki barss the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Thet 0 vs Goblin's Revenge VI 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Goblin's Revenge VI the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: MrWho 0 vs Thet 11 Winner: Thet · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:50
🏆 Thet beat MrWho in Week 1 (11–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:52
🏆 FINAL: Thet 48 vs Ham Noi 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Ham Noi the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Thet
@Yhetjrjs
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
105
Win streak
0
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
🏇
By a Whisker
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Hat Trick
🗓️
Monthly Regular
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-20
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thet 0 vs Aiki barss 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Aiki barss the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thet 0 vs Goblin's Revenge VI 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Goblin's Revenge VI the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MrWho 0 vs Thet 11 Winner: Thet · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Thet beat MrWho in Week 1 (11–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Thet 48 vs Ham Noi 0 Winner: Thet · Loser: Ham Noi the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"