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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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greg

owned by nig · active for 104 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
104
Win streak
1
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
11

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 14w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 14w loyal
Sofia
Maggie's Jomtien · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.5% of bars
and 5 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-06-21
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-21
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-06-21
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-21
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-21

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:12
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Chickentikka 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Chickentikka the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:56
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Velvet Bamboo 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Velvet Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:14
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs whores galore 0 Winner: greg · Loser: whores galore the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: RAK KOON BAR 0 vs greg 75 Winner: greg · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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greg
@nig
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
104
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
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Bradley's
2026-06-21
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-21
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-06-21
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-21
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-21
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Chickentikka 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Chickentikka the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Velvet Bamboo 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Velvet Bamboo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs whores galore 0 Winner: greg · Loser: whores galore the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: RAK KOON BAR 0 vs greg 75 Winner: greg · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"