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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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greg

owned by nig · active for 59 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
59
Win streak
1
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Lynda
Maggie's Jomtien · 8w loyal
Nanny
Maggie's Jomtien · 8w loyal
One
Camel Toe · 8w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
84.6% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

6 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-06-21
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-21
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Darkside
2026-06-21
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-21
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-21

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:45
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: RAK KOON BAR 0 vs greg 75 Winner: greg · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 greg beat RAK KOON BAR in Week 1 (75–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: Hair of the Elephant 75 vs greg 364 Winner: greg · Loser: Hair of the Elephant the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:03
🏆 greg beat Hair of the Elephant in Week 2 (364–75 drinks).
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greg
@nig
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
59
Win streak
1
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Hot Streak
🌍
Talent Scout
✨
Synergy Seeker
🗺️ Bar Cards
6 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-06-21
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-21
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-21
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-06-21
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-06-21
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-21
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: greg 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: greg · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: RAK KOON BAR 0 vs greg 75 Winner: greg · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 greg beat RAK KOON BAR in Week 1 (75–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hair of the Elephant 75 vs greg 364 Winner: greg · Loser: Hair of the Elephant the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 greg beat Hair of the Elephant in Week 2 (364–75 drinks).