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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Lou's

owned by louis123 · active for 104 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
104
Win streak
0
12 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ying
Catflaps · 14w loyal
Nicha
Catflaps · 14w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-06-21
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-21
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-21

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: Lou's 0 vs Pudjo's 0 Winner: Lou's · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:45
🏆 FINAL: Lou's 0 vs G’s 0 Winner: Lou's · Loser: G’s the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Lou's 351 Winner: Lou's · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:37
🏆 Lou's beat GOBALLS DEEP in Week 1 (351–0 drinks).
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Lou's
@louis123
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
104
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🤖
First Blood
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-06-21
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-21
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-21
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lou's 0 vs Pudjo's 0 Winner: Lou's · Loser: Pudjo's the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Lou's 0 vs G’s 0 Winner: Lou's · Loser: G’s the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: GOBALLS DEEP 0 vs Lou's 351 Winner: Lou's · Loser: GOBALLS DEEP the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Lou's beat GOBALLS DEEP in Week 1 (351–0 drinks).