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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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fuck town

owned by chloe · active for 56 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
56
Win streak
0
6 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
10

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nina
Maggie's Resort · 8w loyal
Nancy
Brasshouse · 8w loyal
Reya
Catflaps · 8w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔥
Rival Sweep
13.5% of bars
🏇
By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
🤖
First Blood
16.0% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
👥
Full House
74.2% of bars
🌍
Talent Scout
75.2% of bars
and 4 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-06-23
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-23
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-23
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-23
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-23

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:55
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Happy Spanker 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Happy Spanker the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Town Bicycle 0 vs fuck town 173 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Town Bicycle the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 fuck town beat Town Bicycle in Week 1 (173–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 128 vs Electric Nights 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Electric Nights the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:03
🏆 fuck town beat Electric Nights in Week 2 (128–0 drinks).
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fuck town
@chloe
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
56
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
Rival Sweep
🏇
By a Whisker
🤖
First Blood
💪
Comeback Kid
👥
Full House
🌍
Talent Scout
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-06-23
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-23
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-23
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-23
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-23
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-23
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-23
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Happy Spanker 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Happy Spanker the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Town Bicycle 0 vs fuck town 173 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Town Bicycle the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 fuck town beat Town Bicycle in Week 1 (173–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 128 vs Electric Nights 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Electric Nights the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 fuck town beat Electric Nights in Week 2 (128–0 drinks).