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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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fuck town

owned by chloe · active for 101 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
101
Win streak
3
6 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nancy
Brasshouse · 14w loyal
Reya
Catflaps · 14w loyal
Nina
Maggie's Resort · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🏇
By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
🤖
First Blood
30.0% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-06-23
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-23
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-23
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-23
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-23
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-23

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs The Dirty One 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: The Dirty One the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:27
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs yes 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: yes the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:56
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Chickens bar 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Chickens bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:55
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Happy Spanker 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Happy Spanker the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
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fuck town
@chloe
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
101
Win streak
3
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
Rival Sweep
🤖
First Blood
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💪
Comeback Kid
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-06-23
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-06-23
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-23
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-23
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-23
🐳
Free Willy
2026-06-23
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-23
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs The Dirty One 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: The Dirty One the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs yes 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: yes the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Chickens bar 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Chickens bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Nexci 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Nexci the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: fuck town 0 vs Happy Spanker 0 Winner: fuck town · Loser: Happy Spanker the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"