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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Zzz

owned by zzzuser · active for 101 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
101
Win streak
1
13 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Kunny
Camel Toe · 14w loyal
Max
Club Fate · 14w loyal
Focus
Camel Toe · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
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Star Maker
48.5% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-06-24
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Undiscovered
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-24
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-24
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-24

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Zzz 0 vs Pineapple Cove 0 Winner: Zzz · Loser: Pineapple Cove the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Zzz 0 vs Nader 0 Winner: Zzz · Loser: Nader the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: StepbyStep 0 vs Zzz 444 Winner: Zzz · Loser: StepbyStep the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 Zzz beat StepbyStep in Week 1 (444–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 132 vs Zzz 604 Winner: Zzz · Loser: MM Chunky Pumpers the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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Zzz
@zzzuser
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
101
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
⭐
Star Maker
🌸
Hometown Heroes
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-06-24
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???
🎲
Club Fate
2026-06-24
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-24
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-24
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Zzz 0 vs Pineapple Cove 0 Winner: Zzz · Loser: Pineapple Cove the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Zzz 0 vs Nader 0 Winner: Zzz · Loser: Nader the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: StepbyStep 0 vs Zzz 444 Winner: Zzz · Loser: StepbyStep the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 Zzz beat StepbyStep in Week 1 (444–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: MM Chunky Pumpers 132 vs Zzz 604 Winner: Zzz · Loser: MM Chunky Pumpers the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"