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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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owned by feed · active for 100 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
100
Win streak
3
9 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Max
Club Fate · 14w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 14w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
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Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Club Fate
2026-06-24
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-06-24
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:13
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs Test Edge 0 Winner: feed · Loser: Test Edge the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:25
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs The Neon Buffalo 0 Winner: feed · Loser: The Neon Buffalo the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:01
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: feed · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs Viking Bar 0 Winner: feed · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: Nigger 0 vs feed 211 Winner: feed · Loser: Nigger the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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feed
@feed
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
100
Win streak
3
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💪
Comeback Kid
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
2 / 12
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Club Fate
2026-06-24
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Maggie May's
2026-06-24
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs Test Edge 0 Winner: feed · Loser: Test Edge the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs The Neon Buffalo 0 Winner: feed · Loser: The Neon Buffalo the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs Gold rush 0 Winner: feed · Loser: Gold rush the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: feed 0 vs Viking Bar 0 Winner: feed · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Nigger 0 vs feed 211 Winner: feed · Loser: Nigger the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"