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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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North LA

owned by nola · active for 100 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
100
Win streak
0
10 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
12

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 14w loyal
Nid
Maggie's Resort · 14w loyal
Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 14w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
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Star Maker
48.5% of bars
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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 6 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Catflaps
2026-06-25
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Club Fate
2026-06-25
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-25

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:56
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs Chip's Chicas 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: Chip's Chicas the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:17
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs Pleasure Dome 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs The Tipsy Turtle 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: The Tipsy Turtle the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: North LA 333 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 North LA beat Ray’s Boom Boom Room in Week 1 (333–0 drinks).
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North LA
@nola
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
100
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
⭐
Star Maker
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-06-25
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Club Fate
2026-06-25
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-25
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs Chip's Chicas 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: Chip's Chicas the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs Pleasure Dome 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: North LA 0 vs The Tipsy Turtle 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: The Tipsy Turtle the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: North LA 333 vs Ray’s Boom Boom Room 0 Winner: North LA · Loser: Ray’s Boom Boom Room the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 North LA beat Ray’s Boom Boom Room in Week 1 (333–0 drinks).