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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The tempest

owned by Adamtempest · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
16

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jenny
Maggie's Resort · 25w loyal
Bella
Maggie's Jomtien · 25w loyal
Nan
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

💦
Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
❤
Devoted
39.9% of bars
🌴
Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
🐢
Roasted
58.3% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
⭐
Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
and 10 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:59
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Drunken Buffalo 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Drunken Buffalo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Sloppy BJs 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Sloppy BJs the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-06-12 02:02:08
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
achievement · 2026-04-22 02:00:26
🏅 The tempest unlocked Hat Trick
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The tempest
@Adamtempest
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🌴
Gig Economy
🐢
Roasted
⚡
Double Synergy
⭐
Hat Trick
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
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???
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-16
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Drunken Buffalo 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Drunken Buffalo the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Sloppy BJs 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Sloppy BJs the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Loose Sphincters R Us 1 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Loose Sphincters R Us 1 the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The tempest 0 vs Piss Flap Bar 0 Winner: The tempest · Loser: Piss Flap Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
achievement
🏅 The tempest unlocked Hat Trick