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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Haha bar

owned by hahaboy · active for 53 days
Rookie bar
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
53
Win streak
1
Best night
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Championships
0
Achievements
3

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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One Week In
97.9% of bars
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First Night
100.2% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

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One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:56
🏆 FINAL: Haha bar 0 vs The Relaxation Station 0 Winner: Haha bar · Loser: The Relaxation Station the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:59
🏆 FINAL: Haha bar 0 vs La Bella Vita 0 Winner: Haha bar · Loser: La Bella Vita the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Haha bar 0 vs RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 0 Winner: Haha bar · Loser: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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Haha bar
@hahaboy
Rookie
Tier
Rookie
Days in business
53
Win streak
1
Best night
...
🏆 Achievement showcase
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Haha bar 0 vs The Relaxation Station 0 Winner: Haha bar · Loser: The Relaxation Station the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Haha bar 0 vs La Bella Vita 0 Winner: Haha bar · Loser: La Bella Vita the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Haha bar 0 vs RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 0 Winner: Haha bar · Loser: RichIndieMongers🇮🇳 the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"