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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Mermaid's Ass

owned by mermaidass · active for 97 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
97
Win streak
3
11 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
20

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 13w loyal
Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 13w loyal
Fang
Maggie's Resort · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

📚
Back to School
12.3% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
38.9% of bars
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Star Maker
48.5% of bars
and 14 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-28

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:09
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 0 vs Le furet 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Le furet the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:18
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 0 vs Wolfies 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Wolfies the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:54
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 0 vs steven is a bad mayor bar 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: steven is a bad mayor bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:49
🏆 FINAL: Pleasure Dome 0 vs The Mermaid's Ass 445 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:28
🏆 The Mermaid's Ass beat Pleasure Dome in Week 2 (445–0 drinks).
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The Mermaid's Ass
@mermaidass
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
97
Win streak
3
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
📚
Back to School
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🚌
Bus Me There
🔔
Ring My Bell
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
⭐
Star Maker
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-28
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 0 vs Le furet 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Le furet the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 0 vs Wolfies 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Wolfies the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 0 vs steven is a bad mayor bar 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: steven is a bad mayor bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pleasure Dome 0 vs The Mermaid's Ass 445 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Mermaid's Ass beat Pleasure Dome in Week 2 (445–0 drinks).