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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Mermaid's Ass

owned by mermaidass · active for 52 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
52
Win streak
0
11 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Fang
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal
Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal
Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 7w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

📚
Back to School
9.8% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
16.7% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
31.9% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
🔔
Ring My Bell
36.4% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

9 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-06-28

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:49
🏆 FINAL: Pleasure Dome 0 vs The Mermaid's Ass 445 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:28
🏆 The Mermaid's Ass beat Pleasure Dome in Week 2 (445–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 793 vs 2 Girls1Cup1Straw6Indians 573 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: 2 Girls1Cup1Straw6Indians the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 The Mermaid's Ass beat 2 Girls1Cup1Straw6Indians in Week 1 (793–573 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-06 02:04:05
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 492 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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The Mermaid's Ass
@mermaidass
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
52
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
📚
Back to School
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🚌
Bus Me There
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
🔔
Ring My Bell
⭐
Star Maker
🗺️ Bar Cards
9 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-06-28
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-06-28
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-06-28
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pleasure Dome 0 vs The Mermaid's Ass 445 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: Pleasure Dome the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Mermaid's Ass beat Pleasure Dome in Week 2 (445–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 793 vs 2 Girls1Cup1Straw6Indians 573 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: 2 Girls1Cup1Straw6Indians the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 The Mermaid's Ass beat 2 Girls1Cup1Straw6Indians in Week 1 (793–573 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Mermaid's Ass 492 vs The Travelers 0 Winner: The Mermaid's Ass · Loser: The Travelers the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"