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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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EPSTEIN ISLAND

owned by Epstienisland · active for 136 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
42 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
33

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 18w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 18w loyal
Pond
Maggie May's · 16w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔥
Rival Sweep
13.5% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
13.6% of bars
💔
Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
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By a Whisker
14.6% of bars
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On Fire
14.9% of bars
💯
Century Club
16.3% of bars
and 27 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:57
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs EPSTEIN ISLAND 846 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:32
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat The Bronze Briton in Week 2 (846–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:11
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 878 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: The Bronze Briton Pond locked it in for EPSTEIN ISLAND, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat The Bronze Briton in Week 1 (878–0 drinks).
milestone · 2026-07-14 02:05:22
🎉 EPSTEIN ISLAND hit Day 100 in business.
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EPSTEIN ISLAND
@Epstienisland
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
136
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔥
Rival Sweep
🎟️
The Big Dance
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
🔥
On Fire
💯
Century Club
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-11
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-11
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-11
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-11
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-11
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-11
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-11
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Bronze Briton 0 vs EPSTEIN ISLAND 846 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: The Bronze Briton the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat The Bronze Briton in Week 2 (846–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: EPSTEIN ISLAND 878 vs The Bronze Briton 0 Winner: EPSTEIN ISLAND · Loser: The Bronze Briton Pond locked it in for EPSTEIN ISLAND, MEDIUM all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 EPSTEIN ISLAND beat The Bronze Briton in Week 1 (878–0 drinks).
milestone
🎉 EPSTEIN ISLAND hit Day 100 in business.