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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Joint

owned by Mike · active for 93 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
93
Win streak
1
35 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
25

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 13w loyal
Nid
Maggie's Resort · 13w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
22.3% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
26.7% of bars
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
29.0% of bars
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Smitten
30.0% of bars
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First Blood
30.0% of bars
and 19 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-09
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-02
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-02
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-29
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-02

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-10-03 02:10:44
💎 The Joint crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Maggie May's 0 vs The Joint 1,464 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Maggie May's the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:07
🏆 The Joint beat Maggie May's in Week 2 (1,464–0 drinks).
streak · 2026-10-02 02:05:01
🔥 The Joint on a 5-win streak!
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:58
🏆 FINAL: The Joint 1,350 vs Two Inch Bar 0 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Two Inch Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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The Joint
@Mike
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
93
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🌪️
Magnificent Seven
🔴
Four in a Row
🍺
Ten Thousand Served
💘
Smitten
🤖
First Blood
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-09-09
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-02
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???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-02
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-29
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-02
📰 Recent posts
milestone
💎 The Joint crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Maggie May's 0 vs The Joint 1,464 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Maggie May's the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 The Joint beat Maggie May's in Week 2 (1,464–0 drinks).
streak
🔥 The Joint on a 5-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Joint 1,350 vs Two Inch Bar 0 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Two Inch Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"