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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Joint

owned by Mike · active for 48 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
48
Win streak
1
18 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
19

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Yaya
Catflaps · 6w loyal
Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 6w loyal
Nid
Maggie's Resort · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
🔴
Four in a Row
25.5% of bars
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Smitten
25.5% of bars
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
33.3% of bars
💰
Millionaire
36.2% of bars
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Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
and 13 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

4 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Catflaps
2026-07-02
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-02
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-29
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-02

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:59
🏆 FINAL: The Joint 519 vs Welcome Inn - Dud 396 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Welcome Inn - Dud the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:43
🏆 The Joint beat Welcome Inn - Dud in Week 2 (519–396 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:42
🏆 FINAL: The Joint 672 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:23
🏆 The Joint beat Soi Diamond in Week 2 (672–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Pineapple Cove 0 vs The Joint 663 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Pineapple Cove the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
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The Joint
@Mike
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
48
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
🔴
Four in a Row
💘
Smitten
🤣
Beat Big Cock Bar
💰
Millionaire
💪
Comeback Kid
🗺️ Bar Cards
4 / 12
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🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-02
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???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-02
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???
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???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-29
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-02
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Joint 519 vs Welcome Inn - Dud 396 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Welcome Inn - Dud the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Joint beat Welcome Inn - Dud in Week 2 (519–396 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Joint 672 vs Soi Diamond 0 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Soi Diamond the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 The Joint beat Soi Diamond in Week 2 (672–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Pineapple Cove 0 vs The Joint 663 Winner: The Joint · Loser: Pineapple Cove the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"