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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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OldUglyFatFucks

owned by Rickster72 · active for 47 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
47
Win streak
1
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
13

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pudding
Catflaps · 6w loyal
Fon
Maggie's Jomtien · 6w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
14.4% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
42.9% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
43.9% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
58.7% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
61.1% of bars
🔥
Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
and 7 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-03
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-03
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:50
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs No Indians Bar 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: No Indians Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:58
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 686 vs The petting zoo 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: The petting zoo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:32
🏆 OldUglyFatFucks beat The petting zoo in Week 2 (686–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:12
🏆 FINAL: Tung Tung Sahur 0 vs OldUglyFatFucks 750 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: Tung Tung Sahur the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 OldUglyFatFucks beat Tung Tung Sahur in Week 1 (750–0 drinks).
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OldUglyFatFucks
@Rickster72
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
47
Win streak
1
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
⚡
Double Synergy
🔥
Heating Up
🔥
Hot Streak
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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???
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???
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-03
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-03
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-03
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-03
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???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs No Indians Bar 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: No Indians Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 686 vs The petting zoo 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: The petting zoo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 OldUglyFatFucks beat The petting zoo in Week 2 (686–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Tung Tung Sahur 0 vs OldUglyFatFucks 750 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: Tung Tung Sahur the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 OldUglyFatFucks beat Tung Tung Sahur in Week 1 (750–0 drinks).