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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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OldUglyFatFucks

owned by Rickster72 · active for 92 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
92
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Pang
Maggie's Jomtien · 13w loyal
Bua
Club Fate · 13w loyal
Pudding
Catflaps · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
💪
Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
⚡
Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
🔥
Heating Up
66.6% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

❓
???
Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-03
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-03
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-03
❓
???
Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:25
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs Spinner Central 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: Spinner Central the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs Lickables 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: Lickables the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
streak · 2026-08-27 02:02:55
🔥 OldUglyFatFucks on a 5-win streak!
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:50
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs No Indians Bar 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: No Indians Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:58
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 686 vs The petting zoo 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: The petting zoo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
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OldUglyFatFucks
@Rickster72
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
92
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
💔
Cruel Margin
⭐
Star Maker
💪
Comeback Kid
⚡
Double Synergy
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Heating Up
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
❓
???
❓
???
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-03
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-03
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-03
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-03
❓
???
❓
???
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-03
❓
???
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs Spinner Central 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: Spinner Central the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs Lickables 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: Lickables the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
streak
🔥 OldUglyFatFucks on a 5-win streak!
matchup
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 0 vs No Indians Bar 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: No Indians Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: OldUglyFatFucks 686 vs The petting zoo 0 Winner: OldUglyFatFucks · Loser: The petting zoo the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"