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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Sip Happens

owned by jamescoffee · active for 91 days
Premier bar
Tier
Premier
Days in business
91
Win streak
0
24 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
42
🎯 Called it
0 / 1 correct H2H picks

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 13w loyal
Bow
Maggie May's · 13w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🔎
Intel Gathered
6.7% of bars
🎲
Hustler
12.1% of bars
🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
🎓
Star Pupil
17.7% of bars
🔭
Keeping Tabs
19.0% of bars
and 36 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

11 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-13
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-04
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-04
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-04
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:00
🏆 FINAL: Sip Happens 0 vs Hidden Lantern 0 Winner: Sip Happens · Loser: Hidden Lantern the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: Poison Play Bar 0 vs Sip Happens 339 Winner: Sip Happens · Loser: Poison Play Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:58
🏆 Sip Happens beat Poison Play Bar in Week 2 (339–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs Sip Happens 2,196 Winner: Sip Happens · Loser: Hungry Hippo’s the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:50
🏆 Sip Happens beat Hungry Hippo’s in Week 1 (2,196–0 drinks).
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Sip Happens
@jamescoffee
Premier
Tier
Premier
Days in business
91
Win streak
0
Best night
Legendary
🎯 Called it
0 / 1 correct
🏆 Achievement showcase
🔎
Intel Gathered
🎲
Hustler
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔥
On Fire
🎓
Star Pupil
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🗺️ Bar Cards
11 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-13
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-04
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-04
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-10
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-04
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-10
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-10
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sip Happens 0 vs Hidden Lantern 0 Winner: Sip Happens · Loser: Hidden Lantern the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Poison Play Bar 0 vs Sip Happens 339 Winner: Sip Happens · Loser: Poison Play Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 Sip Happens beat Poison Play Bar in Week 2 (339–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hungry Hippo’s 0 vs Sip Happens 2,196 Winner: Sip Happens · Loser: Hungry Hippo’s the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Sip Happens beat Hungry Hippo’s in Week 1 (2,196–0 drinks).