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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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UwU

owned by ggez · active for 46 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
46
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
7

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ying
Catflaps · 6w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 6w loyal
Nicha
Catflaps · 6w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Hat Trick
56.7% of bars
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Hot Streak
65.5% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
84.6% of bars
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First Victory
86.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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One Week In
97.9% of bars
and 1 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-04
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Catflaps
2026-07-04
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-04
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:52
🏆 FINAL: The Mysterious Back Street 0 vs UwU 382 Winner: UwU · Loser: The Mysterious Back Street the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:19:29
🏆 UwU beat The Mysterious Back Street in Week 2 (382–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:10
🏆 FINAL: Viking Bar 0 vs UwU 427 Winner: UwU · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-07-16 02:06:08
🏆 UwU beat Viking Bar in Week 1 (427–0 drinks).
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UwU
@ggez
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
46
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
⭐
Hat Trick
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-04
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-04
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🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-04
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Mysterious Back Street 0 vs UwU 382 Winner: UwU · Loser: The Mysterious Back Street the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 UwU beat The Mysterious Back Street in Week 2 (382–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Viking Bar 0 vs UwU 427 Winner: UwU · Loser: Viking Bar the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 UwU beat Viking Bar in Week 1 (427–0 drinks).