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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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UwU

owned by ggez · active for 91 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
91
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
8

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Ying
Catflaps · 13w loyal
Yaya
Catflaps · 13w loyal
Nicha
Catflaps · 13w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Hat Trick
61.8% of bars
❤
Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
✨
Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
🪨
Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
and 2 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-04
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-04
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???
Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-04
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:23
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Rogue Farang 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Rogue Farang the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:16
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Monkey Buisness 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Monkey Buisness the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Swallow 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Swallow the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Chai me dai pom 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Chai me dai pom the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
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UwU
@ggez
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
91
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
⭐
Hat Trick
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-04
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-04
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???
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???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-04
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Rogue Farang 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Rogue Farang the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Monkey Buisness 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Monkey Buisness the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Swallow 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Swallow the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Chai me dai pom 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Chai me dai pom the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: UwU 0 vs Pussy Club 0 Winner: UwU · Loser: Pussy Club the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"