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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Adam's Group
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The Moaner Lisa

owned by Adam · active for 91 days
Established bar 🏘️ Adam's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
91
Win streak
0
27 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
32

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Bee
Catflaps · 22w loyal
Lookpad
Maggie's Jomtien · 20w loyal
Bell
Catflaps · 19w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Cheers!
11.3% of bars
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Full Calendar
17.8% of bars
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Keeping Tabs
19.0% of bars
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Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
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Pattaya Pioneer
24.8% of bars
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Wildcard Warrior
27.4% of bars
and 26 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Bradley's
2026-07-25
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-04
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-16
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-04
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-04
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:30
🏆 FINAL: The Moaner Lisa 618 vs GrimDank VII - House Escher 0 Winner: The Moaner Lisa · Loser: GrimDank VII - House Escher the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:15
🏆 The Moaner Lisa beat GrimDank VII - House Escher in Week 1 (618–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:06
🏆 FINAL: The Moaner Lisa 757 vs Welcome Inn - Dud 552 Winner: The Moaner Lisa · Loser: Welcome Inn - Dud the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:47
🏆 The Moaner Lisa beat Welcome Inn - Dud in Week 2 (757–552 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: lucky second 322 vs The Moaner Lisa 1,029 Winner: The Moaner Lisa · Loser: lucky second the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
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Bar Group
Adam's Group
🌺
The Moaner Lisa
@Adam
Established Adam's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
91
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🍺
Cheers!
🎪
Full Calendar
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🔥
Rival Sweep
🗺️
Pattaya Pioneer
🃏
Wildcard Warrior
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-25
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-04
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-16
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-13
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-10
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-10
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-04
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-10
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-16
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-04
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-10
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-10
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Moaner Lisa 618 vs GrimDank VII - House Escher 0 Winner: The Moaner Lisa · Loser: GrimDank VII - House Escher the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Moaner Lisa beat GrimDank VII - House Escher in Week 1 (618–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Moaner Lisa 757 vs Welcome Inn - Dud 552 Winner: The Moaner Lisa · Loser: Welcome Inn - Dud the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 The Moaner Lisa beat Welcome Inn - Dud in Week 2 (757–552 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: lucky second 322 vs The Moaner Lisa 1,029 Winner: The Moaner Lisa · Loser: lucky second the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"