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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
germanperversions's Group
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Kakaobunker

owned by germanperversions · active for 87 days
Established bar 🏘️ germanperversions's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
87
Win streak
1
27 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
38

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 22w loyal
Nicha
Catflaps · 20w loyal
Anna
Maggie's Jomtien · 17w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Empire Builder
7.3% of bars
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Living Legend
9.0% of bars
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Legacy Begins
10.7% of bars
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Veteran
10.7% of bars
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The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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Keeping Tabs
19.0% of bars
and 32 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

12 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-31
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-02
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-09
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-22
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-31
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-28
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-22
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-23
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-09
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-22
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-30
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-29

📰 Recent feed posts

milestone · 2026-10-02 02:10:26
💎 Kakaobunker crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: Kakaobunker 1,039 vs Girls 0 Winner: Kakaobunker · Loser: Girls Lita locked it in for Kakaobunker, LOW all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Kakaobunker beat Girls in Week 2 (1,039–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-09-15 09:53:33
💰 Kakaobunker bought Double Unit for ฿500,000.
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:18
🏆 FINAL: Sapphire 0 vs Kakaobunker 435 Winner: Kakaobunker · Loser: Sapphire the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
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Bar Group
germanperversions's Group
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Kakaobunker
@germanperversions
Established germanperversions's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
87
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏘️
Empire Builder
🎖️
Living Legend
👑
Legacy Begins
🏆
Veteran
🎟️
The Big Dance
🔭
Keeping Tabs
🗺️ Bar Cards
12 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-31
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-08-02
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-09
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-22
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-31
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-28
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-22
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-23
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-08-09
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-22
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-30
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-29
📰 Recent posts
milestone
💎 Kakaobunker crossed ฿1M lifetime earnings.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kakaobunker 1,039 vs Girls 0 Winner: Kakaobunker · Loser: Girls Lita locked it in for Kakaobunker, LOW all week. the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 Kakaobunker beat Girls in Week 2 (1,039–0 drinks).
purchase
💰 Kakaobunker bought Double Unit for ฿500,000.
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Sapphire 0 vs Kakaobunker 435 Winner: Kakaobunker · Loser: Sapphire the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"