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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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FAT FANNIES

owned by Maggie Mays · active for 181 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
2 wins lifetime
Best night
Solid
Championships
0
Achievements
15

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Jinny
Catflaps · 25w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
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Songkran Survivor
25.7% of bars
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Devoted
39.9% of bars
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Roasted
58.3% of bars
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Monthly Regular
61.8% of bars
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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
and 9 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Test 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Test the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-15 02:12:58
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Sapphire Bar 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Sapphire Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-07-23 02:20:06
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Hmariah 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Hmariah the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-06-29 02:02:39
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs MrWho 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-06-19 00:19:51
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Paper Tiger 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Paper Tiger the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
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FAT FANNIES
@Maggie Mays
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
181
Win streak
0
Best night
Solid
🏆 Achievement showcase
🏇
By a Whisker
💦
Songkran Survivor
❤
Devoted
🐢
Roasted
🗓️
Monthly Regular
❤
Loyal Hire
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Catflaps
2026-07-16
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Test 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Test the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Sapphire Bar 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Sapphire Bar the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Hmariah 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Hmariah the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs MrWho 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: MrWho the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: FAT FANNIES 0 vs Paper Tiger 0 Winner: FAT FANNIES · Loser: Paper Tiger the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"