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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Monkey Buisness

owned by Rishken · active for 87 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
87
Win streak
2
24 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
22

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Wi
Maggie May's · 12w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 12w loyal
Apple
Maggie May's · 12w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎟️
The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
💔
Cruel Margin
19.3% of bars
🏇
By a Whisker
19.7% of bars
💃
Ladies' Night
32.0% of bars
🚌
Bus Me There
32.4% of bars
👑
3×
39.7% of bars
and 16 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

7 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-24
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-08
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-08
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
Undiscovered
❓
???
Undiscovered
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-08

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:10
🏆 FINAL: Monkey Buisness 0 vs NoMoneyNoHoney 0 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: NoMoneyNoHoney the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:26
🏆 FINAL: Monkey Buisness 0 vs Electric Nights 0 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: Electric Nights the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:01
🏆 FINAL: Monkey Buisness 247 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:02:57
🏆 Monkey Buisness beat Fuchsi's Dreams in Week 2 (247–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:57
🏆 FINAL: Maggie May's 0 vs Monkey Buisness 349 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: Maggie May's the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
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Monkey Buisness
@Rishken
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
87
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎟️
The Big Dance
💔
Cruel Margin
🏇
By a Whisker
💃
Ladies' Night
🚌
Bus Me There
👑
3×
🗺️ Bar Cards
7 / 12
🍺
Bradley's
2026-07-24
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-08
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-11
❓
???
🌹
Maggie May's
2026-07-08
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-11
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-08
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Monkey Buisness 0 vs NoMoneyNoHoney 0 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: NoMoneyNoHoney the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Monkey Buisness 0 vs Electric Nights 0 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: Electric Nights the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Monkey Buisness 247 vs Fuchsi's Dreams 0 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: Fuchsi's Dreams the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Monkey Buisness beat Fuchsi's Dreams in Week 2 (247–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Maggie May's 0 vs Monkey Buisness 349 Winner: Monkey Buisness · Loser: Maggie May's the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"