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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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ANDY

owned by edandrew · active for 86 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
86
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
14

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Nuchy
Maggie's Resort · 12w loyal
Taki
Maggie's Resort · 12w loyal
Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 12w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Season Champion
5.4% of bars
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The Big Dance
16.3% of bars
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Deep Bench
34.7% of bars
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Ring My Bell
38.8% of bars
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Play Your Hand
42.9% of bars
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Comeback Kid
51.2% of bars
and 8 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

3 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Catflaps
2026-07-09
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie May's
2026-07-09
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-09

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:23
🏆 FINAL: ANDY 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: ANDY · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:55
🏆 FINAL: ANDY 0 vs Fc Pattaya 0 Winner: ANDY · Loser: Fc Pattaya the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Kingpin Bar 14 54 vs ANDY 126 Winner: ANDY · Loser: Kingpin Bar 14 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:50
🏆 ANDY beat Kingpin Bar 14 in Week 1 (126–54 drinks).
matchup · 2026-07-26 02:19:36
🏆 ANDY beat **BJ's Revenge !"£$%^&*()** in Week 4 (81–60 drinks).
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ANDY
@edandrew
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
86
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
👑
Season Champion
🎟️
The Big Dance
💪
Deep Bench
🔔
Ring My Bell
🃏
Play Your Hand
💪
Comeback Kid
🗺️ Bar Cards
3 / 12
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Catflaps
2026-07-09
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Maggie May's
2026-07-09
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-09
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: ANDY 0 vs Puzzles 0 Winner: ANDY · Loser: Puzzles the Pattaya Turtle: "some weeks the dice fall, some weeks the captain throws them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: ANDY 0 vs Fc Pattaya 0 Winner: ANDY · Loser: Fc Pattaya the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Kingpin Bar 14 54 vs ANDY 126 Winner: ANDY · Loser: Kingpin Bar 14 the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 ANDY beat Kingpin Bar 14 in Week 1 (126–54 drinks).
matchup
🏆 ANDY beat **BJ's Revenge !"£$%^&*()** in Week 4 (81–60 drinks).