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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Hula Bar

owned by Alex · active for 79 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
79
Win streak
1
10 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
16

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Aom
Camel Toe · 11w loyal
Ploy
Club Fate · 11w loyal
Lisa
Maggie's Resort · 11w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

🎱
Pool Shark
18.4% of bars
🎲
Shake It Off
25.5% of bars
⭐
Star Maker
48.5% of bars
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Hometown Heroes
51.9% of bars
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Gig Economy
58.2% of bars
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Double Synergy
60.2% of bars
and 10 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

5 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Undiscovered
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Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-18
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???
Undiscovered
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???
Undiscovered
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Hula Bar 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:19
🏆 FINAL: Hula Bar 0 vs Gary's Greatest 0 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: Gary's Greatest the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-27 02:03:02
🏆 FINAL: Hula Bar 0 vs GrimDank I - Daemonculaba 0 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: GrimDank I - Daemonculaba the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:53
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 318 vs Hula Bar 628 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: No Fatties the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Hula Bar beat No Fatties in Week 1 (628–318 drinks).
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Hula Bar
@Alex
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
79
Win streak
1
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎱
Pool Shark
🎲
Shake It Off
⭐
Star Maker
🌸
Hometown Heroes
🌴
Gig Economy
⚡
Double Synergy
🗺️ Bar Cards
5 / 12
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???
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???
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???
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-16
❓
???
❓
???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-18
❓
???
❓
???
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hula Bar 0 vs RAK KOON BAR 0 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: RAK KOON BAR the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hula Bar 0 vs Gary's Greatest 0 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: Gary's Greatest the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Hula Bar 0 vs GrimDank I - Daemonculaba 0 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: GrimDank I - Daemonculaba the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: No Fatties 318 vs Hula Bar 628 Winner: Hula Bar · Loser: No Fatties the Pattaya Turtle: "a result, not a story"
matchup
🏆 Hula Bar beat No Fatties in Week 1 (628–318 drinks).