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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
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Eat your Arse 50 baht

owned by Simply Red · active for 34 days
Established bar 🏘️ Simply Red's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
34
Win streak
0
8 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
28

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

So
Maggie's Darkside · 5w loyal
Namwan
Club Fate · 3w loyal
Nina
Catflaps · 3w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Mover
3.8% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
6.1% of bars
🎲
Hustler
13.0% of bars
🤖
First Blood
16.0% of bars
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
17.0% of bars
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Full Calendar
17.6% of bars
and 22 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-15
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-17
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-28
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???
Undiscovered
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-17
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-17
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

purchase · 2026-08-15 08:15:49
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-17 (฿2,000).
purchase · 2026-08-15 08:15:39
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-16 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-08-15 08:15:26
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-15.
purchase · 2026-08-15 08:15:18
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Ladies' Night for 2026-08-16 (฿5,000).
purchase · 2026-08-15 08:15:14
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Tourist Bus for 2026-08-15 (฿5,000).
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Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
🐯
Eat your Arse 50 baht
@Simply Red
Established Simply Red's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
34
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎉
First Mover
⚡
Double or Nothing
🎲
Hustler
🤖
First Blood
🐢
Pulse of the Soi
🎪
Full Calendar
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-15
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-17
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-28
❓
???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-17
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-17
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Birthday Party for 2026-08-17 (฿2,000).
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Pool Tournament for 2026-08-16 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Hog Roast for 2026-08-15.
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Ladies' Night for 2026-08-16 (฿5,000).
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Tourist Bus for 2026-08-15 (฿5,000).