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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
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Eat your Arse 50 baht

owned by Simply Red · active for 79 days
Established bar 🏘️ Simply Red's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
79
Win streak
3
16 wins lifetime
Best night
Legendary
Championships
0
Achievements
32

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

So
Maggie's Darkside · 12w loyal
Nina
Catflaps · 9w loyal
Namwan
Club Fate · 9w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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First Mover
5.4% of bars
⚡
Double or Nothing
8.8% of bars
🎲
Hustler
12.1% of bars
🔥
On Fire
17.5% of bars
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Full Calendar
17.8% of bars
🔥
Rival Sweep
20.5% of bars
and 26 more

🗺️ Bar Cards

10 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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???
Undiscovered
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-15
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-17
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-28
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???
Undiscovered
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-17
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-17
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:08
🏆 FINAL: Aiki barss 0 vs Eat your Arse 50 baht 970 Winner: Eat your Arse 50 baht · Loser: Aiki barss the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:05
🏆 Eat your Arse 50 baht beat Aiki barss in Week 2 (970–0 drinks).
purchase · 2026-10-01 13:04:15
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase · 2026-10-01 13:04:09
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Ladies' Night for 2026-10-01 (฿5,000).
milestone · 2026-10-01 13:03:59
🍻 Eat your Arse 50 baht bought a round for the house (฿5,000).
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Bar Group
Simply Red's Group
🐯
Eat your Arse 50 baht
@Simply Red
Established Simply Red's Group
Tier
Established
Days in business
79
Win streak
3
Best night
Legendary
🏆 Achievement showcase
🎉
First Mover
⚡
Double or Nothing
🎲
Hustler
🔥
On Fire
🎪
Full Calendar
🔥
Rival Sweep
🗺️ Bar Cards
10 / 12
❓
???
🎷
Brasshouse
2026-07-16
🐝
Buzzin
2026-08-15
🐪
Camel Toe
2026-07-16
🐱
Catflaps
2026-07-16
🎲
Club Fate
2026-07-17
🐳
Free Willy
2026-07-28
❓
???
🍻
Maggie's Beer Bar
2026-07-17
🌑
Maggie's Darkside
2026-07-17
🌴
Maggie's Jomtien
2026-07-16
🏝
Maggie's Resort
2026-07-16
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Aiki barss 0 vs Eat your Arse 50 baht 970 Winner: Eat your Arse 50 baht · Loser: Aiki barss the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Eat your Arse 50 baht beat Aiki barss in Week 2 (970–0 drinks).
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Pool Tournament for 2026-10-03 (฿4,000).
purchase
🎟 Eat your Arse 50 baht booked Ladies' Night for 2026-10-01 (฿5,000).
milestone
🍻 Eat your Arse 50 baht bought a round for the house (฿5,000).