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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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The Flaming Basil

owned by ahhh · active for 77 days
Rising bar
Tier
Rising
Days in business
77
Win streak
2
Best night
Steady
Championships
0
Achievements
4

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Noi
Camel Toe · 11w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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First Night
100.0% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

1 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Camel Toe
2026-07-18
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📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-10-02 02:05:11
🏆 FINAL: The Flaming Basil 0 vs Vitals delight 0 Winner: The Flaming Basil · Loser: Vitals delight the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup · 2026-09-25 02:07:21
🏆 FINAL: The Flaming Basil 0 vs Free the willies 0 Winner: The Flaming Basil · Loser: Free the willies the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:58
🏆 FINAL: The Flaming Basil 88 vs whores galore 0 Winner: The Flaming Basil · Loser: whores galore the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:42
🏆 The Flaming Basil beat whores galore in Week 2 (88–0 drinks).
system · 2026-08-04 02:03:24
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: The Flaming Basil has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.
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The Flaming Basil
@ahhh
Rising
Tier
Rising
Days in business
77
Win streak
2
Best night
Steady
🏆 Achievement showcase
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Loyal Hire
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
1 / 12
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Camel Toe
2026-07-18
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📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Flaming Basil 0 vs Vitals delight 0 Winner: The Flaming Basil · Loser: Vitals delight the Pattaya Turtle: "another week, another chair to break"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Flaming Basil 0 vs Free the willies 0 Winner: The Flaming Basil · Loser: Free the willies the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: The Flaming Basil 88 vs whores galore 0 Winner: The Flaming Basil · Loser: whores galore the Pattaya Turtle headline: "the soi knew before the score did"
matchup
🏆 The Flaming Basil beat whores galore in Week 2 (88–0 drinks).
system
🐕 PATTAYA TURTLE: The Flaming Basil has been declared a registered soi dog sanctuary after two weeks without a single lady on shift. The dogs have claimed the pool table and are, by all accounts, running the place better.