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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots mean at least a 60% chance of working today, based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Me go

owned by mego · active for 75 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
75
Win streak
0
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
7

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 10w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 10w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 10w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Loyal Hire
65.0% of bars
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Hot Streak
74.2% of bars
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Synergy Seeker
85.0% of bars
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First Victory
87.7% of bars
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Giant Slayer
95.1% of bars
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One Week In
98.1% of bars
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🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-20
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-20

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-09-15 02:13:02
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs Bradleys Jomtien 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Bradleys Jomtien the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup · 2026-09-08 02:11:17
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs Nothing To See Here Social 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Nothing To See Here Social the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-20 02:02:51
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs BlueMoonSpecial 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: BlueMoonSpecial the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:59
🏆 FINAL: Me go 258 vs Gecko 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Gecko the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:43
🏆 Me go beat Gecko in Week 2 (258–0 drinks).
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Me go
@mego
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
75
Win streak
0
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
❤
Loyal Hire
🔥
Hot Streak
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-07-20
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-20
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs Bradleys Jomtien 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Bradleys Jomtien the Pattaya Turtle: "there's louder bars in Pattaya, none with this scoreboard"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs Nothing To See Here Social 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Nothing To See Here Social the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 0 vs BlueMoonSpecial 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: BlueMoonSpecial the Pattaya Turtle: "if you can't beat them, schedule around them"
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 258 vs Gecko 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Gecko the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Me go beat Gecko in Week 2 (258–0 drinks).