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Morning blind spot. Venues start opening at 13:00 Thai. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
Morning blind spot. Hollow green dots are predictions based on her 30-day history. They fill in solid when she clocks in.
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Me go

owned by mego · active for 30 days
Established bar
Tier
Established
Days in business
30
Win streak
2
4 wins lifetime
Best night
Big
Championships
0
Achievements
5

⭐ Signature Staff

Longest-tenured ladies on the roster.

Apple
Maggie May's · 4w loyal
Wi
Maggie May's · 4w loyal
Bewty
Maggie May's · 4w loyal

🏆 Achievement Showcase

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Synergy Seeker
84.6% of bars
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First Victory
86.2% of bars
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Giant Slayer
91.2% of bars
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One Week In
97.9% of bars
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First Night
100.2% of bars

🗺️ Bar Cards

2 / 12 discovered

One card per Pattaya venue. Hire a lady from a venue to discover its card.

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Maggie May's
2026-07-20
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-20

📰 Recent feed posts

matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:59
🏆 FINAL: Me go 258 vs Gecko 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Gecko the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup · 2026-08-10 02:04:43
🏆 Me go beat Gecko in Week 2 (258–0 drinks).
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:52
🏆 FINAL: Me go 446 vs MasterBaiter 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: MasterBaiter the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup · 2026-08-03 02:02:51
🏆 Me go beat MasterBaiter in Week 1 (446–0 drinks).
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Me go
@mego
Established
Tier
Established
Days in business
30
Win streak
2
Best night
Big
🏆 Achievement showcase
✨
Synergy Seeker
🏆
First Victory
🪨
Giant Slayer
📅
One Week In
🌅
First Night
🗺️ Bar Cards
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Maggie May's
2026-07-20
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Maggie's Resort
2026-07-20
📰 Recent posts
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 258 vs Gecko 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: Gecko the Pattaya Turtle calls it: "a clean kill, no notes"
matchup
🏆 Me go beat Gecko in Week 2 (258–0 drinks).
matchup
🏆 FINAL: Me go 446 vs MasterBaiter 0 Winner: Me go · Loser: MasterBaiter the Pattaya Turtle: "the loser already booked next week's flight back"
matchup
🏆 Me go beat MasterBaiter in Week 1 (446–0 drinks).